What! Is it nothing to be happy? Nothing to skip, play, and run around all day long? Never in his life will he be so busy again." ~Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Hy was at the school table, arms up to elbows in a bowl of soapy water, bubbles flying, wet rags all around, and soaked jeans.
"I din't have an accident, Mom, I pwomise!"
"Well, what are you doing?"
"Givin my gwasshoppers a baff."
Bert- "Where's Hy?"
Me- "He just got in the pool."
Bert- "Ewww... that water's really bad, I was going to clean it before any body got back in!"
Me- "Oh! Well, it's not a big deal, he just barely got back in and can't have swallowed any."
I went outside to see him flailing and splashing more than usual. I waited for his head to pop up above.
Me- "Hey Hy, what ya doing?"
Hy- "Nothin. Just licken the bottom!"