Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Summer

A month or so ago I found out that a widow in our ward
had had a large snake in her house. I laughed sympathetically as I've had
similar circumstances. But when two weeks later I got the chance to
visit with her personally; I found that, unlike the happy
ending in Goldilocks, it was still there.
She was too nervous to sleep in the house,
and instead had set up a tent outside.
Have I ever mentioned how hot it is:
In August?
With no air conditioning or fan?
With 108 degree temps?
And 90% humidity?

It's hot enough that Hydn frequently
(and against all discouragement)
finds our dog's trick,
of rolling in the dirt to stay cool,
somewhat useful..
It's hot enough that Maddie can fry an egg on the roof.It's just flat out hot!
And I was beyond horrified that somebody I knew would be in such circumstances.
I told her that we (kids and I) would be over the very next day;
and that while I was usually a ninny in such circumstances,
that I would make a point in this case to suck it up.
And that we would not leave
until she was once again happily situated in her own bed.

Little did I know what this entailed.
She's from the same generation as my mother;
meaning that saving items is equivalent to Divinity.
Each and every item had to be moved out of the way
(and she had enough food storage
to put Provident Pantry to shame.)
While we came across several skins, and more holes to plug than we had filler,
we never found the snake, and despite the offer, she chose to stay in her tent.
We left disheartened, and a little less weary of
our own problems. I know that a month later
she's yet to capture her snake. But I haven't had the heart
to ask if she ever moved back in.
Either way, I don't think I want to know the answer.

Meanwhile, after hours of intensive search, we went next door to get
a glass of water and visit. This sweet lady's name is Sister AppleThe bush she is standing by is called 'Poke'. She takes a handful each night,
boils it like spinach, and serves it as a side dish with her supper. She wondered if we
might like some. I told her we would love it.
She gave us a start, as well as a frozen bag of leftovers.
We brought it home, planted the start in a likely spot, anxiously awaited
it's yield, and threw the frozen bag back into the freezer
for another day.

However not more than a week later we had a neighbor,
who owns a small ranch,
who saw the plant,
and said, "Oh, that's Poke."

We nodded sagely.

He continued, "Better rip it out before it gets too big. That stuffs
down right poisonous."
?

Do we believe the experienced rancher, or the sweet lady who looks
as if she'll see 100?

Maybe we should have them both over for a showdown.
Whoever could tell us why, when we weeded more than ever this year, we got the least yield, would win.

Because it was very disappointing.
Good thing for a successful border of flowers.
The bugs weren't bad either.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Left overs

My journal's falling behind. It could be for several reasons: too busy, too boring, or too lazy. More than likely it's a combo of all three. However, I have not yet showered today, as I was determined to do some catch up (regardless of above reasons) before I did.

It's now two, and the smell will soon overtake us if I don't get a move on. I have pulled up one whole photo file, and extracted them in no particular order to fill the space.

Isn't she a beauty? She crawled on Calder after he accidentally mowed down her home. We gave her a new one in the freezer, and later a place of honor on the pin board.

This was taken because I enjoy when they are so happy and absorbed together.
Even if it was in this:
We're closet addicts.

And finally-
A 350.00 dollar yuk-yuk. You know all those times you speed up or swerve, to try and hit the annoying dog that chases your tires, or the over populated rabbits eating your yard? Well, don't try it with the Vultures eating the carcass you hit earlier. Because unlike most dogs and rabbits, they are slower than your car, and you may actually get one. We have pin feathers for proof.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Two Big Events Yesterday..

Jesse with Pal's present

Lunch with Jesse

#1. Jesse's B-day!
Which did not even include a cake; let alone a surprise party, or party of any kind for that matter. Mom and Dad were selfishly concentrating on staying alive. And that's hard to do given the heart palpitations, high blood pressure, and intestinal distress we are both suffering. It's almost more painful than giving birth 16 years ago.
Nope, instead she and I went to lunch, drove down to the hobby store to pick out some new paintbrushes, drove to the bookstore to pick up the new 'Hunger Games' book, and then went to the lake to read the afternoon away.
Definitely not one she'll remember - and we can only hope this works in our favor.

#2. The call
No, it's not here yet. But the submit button was hit, and Tuesday is the day they make the final decision. Though (of course) there was a hitch. Early Tuesday morning we got a call that said we had forgotten to fill in an apparently vital piece of information. And they needed this vital piece before the call could be issued. We're not sure they got it in time for this week's session; we may have to wait an extra week. And if they did get it in time, I'm wondering if it will mess up the call somehow. Because I guessed. And I guessed wrong.
But seriously, how vital can 'Height' be?
Sooooo,
.......my guess?
The Shire.
This does give us more time to request prayer in our behalf though. I priced suits yesterday and discovered that a call to a place that wears sarongs, would be much appreciated.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Seasons

Today I finally got to pack lunches! I also got to kiss the boys, hand them their books, make them late by taking their picture, and yell as they drove down the lane to their first day of 'public' school in eight years, "CALL ME IF YOU GET BORED!". It was so exciting! I even got a few eye rolls in return. I felt just like Pinocchio when he exclaims, "I'm a real boy!" Or in my case, "a real mom!"
And then after the euphoria peaked, I hopped back in bed. The others? Neh. It's August for pete's sake! There's still camping to be done, lakes to swim in, woods to explore, leaves to magnify and burn, spiders to examine, eggs to fry on the roof, pictures to paint, Anne of Green Gables to watch, clouds to stare at, and hummingbirds to catch.
Desks?
Now?
Are you kidding me??

Alright, alright, I admit to having read one too many Gene Stratton-Porter books, but I can't argue with the scripture I ran across this morning:

"Yea, all things which come of the earth, in the season thereof, are made for the benefit and the use of man, both to please the eye and to gladden the heart." D&C 59:18.

Hear, Hear!

So, that is what we're doing for the next few weeks as the heat finally dissipates; enjoy the season.

As for the older boys? Well, there is another scripture about seasons that tweaks my memory:

"To every thing there is a season and a time to every purpose under the heaven; A time to get and a time to lose; a time to keep and a time to cast away."

I hope you boys enjoy every last bit of your college season.
It's such exciting times for the both of you, and I couldn't be any prouder of the young men you've become.

Sniff, sniff. I'm even crying a little on their first day. Right now, to be specific. See? I told you I was a real mom!

Monday, August 9, 2010

Clara Ann Payne

She didn’t stay long – less than an hour – but like a flower pressed between the pages of a book, that hour will be a dainty, beautiful, bright spot preserved in our hearts and memories forever.

Clara Ann Payne
Weighed 2 pounds and 15 ounces and 15 ½ inches long
Born 7:01 p.m. on August 5, 2010
Died 7:51 p.m. on August 5, 2010

My sister Jane wrote this blog; I'm only copying and re-posting it.
It couldn't have been said any more accurately, or heartfelt.
I am so grateful Clara drew breath.
I am so grateful for the example of Abe and Grace to Bert, my children, and myself. It's been a truly beautiful and humbling example.
I am grateful that Abe and Grace have two people to lean on that I love most in the World; next to my own.
I am grateful for eternity, it's many prospects, and the sealing power found here on earth.
I can't wait.