Cold Opens on The Office are my absolute favorite!

They're way better than rain drops on roses,

and whiskers on kittens...

Last week's 'Asian Jim' did not disappoint-

Hahahaha... still laughing...

However, as sad as it would make me to loose the real Jim,

I had to agree;

Who needs the real Halpert when you have
a perfect substitute?

*Bert (as usual) says I'm too obscure and this needs explanation. 

Hmph! 

 I happen to LIKE obscure....

If Calder had had to 'explain' this to me as I walked past, it wouldn't have been funny, now would it?

To Jane and Bert: Jane, you don't need to go watch anything.  I give.  Jim Halpert likes to play tricks on Dwight in 'The Office'.  I, am Pal and Calder's Dwight.  I came home and found 'Hydn' reading next to Calder.  I thought it was somewhat unusual behavior, but very cute.  Ten minutes later, when passing through again, I did a double take.  I finally noticed the block like arms and lumpy torso.  This was not Hydn - he was hid'n somewhere else.