“Hydn, eat your food.”
“But, I'm not hungry!”
“Doesn't matter, it's
meal time and we eat our food.”
“But Mom, Jesus didn't
eat his food one time. Member in that movie he says, 'DON'T EAT THIS
FOOD – it won't fill you up good.' So, JESUS says we don't have to
eat this food!”
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Last week after church, Hy and I were standing in the crowded hall waiting. He said, “Mom, I have to go to the bathroom”, and he left. A few minutes later he came back, saying loudly, “MOM! MOM! SEE THAT DAD RIGHT THERE?!”
He was so loud and insistent, and pulling on my sleeve so hard, that it was hard for everybody not to turn and notice, “MOM, THAT DAD WENT TO THE BATHROOM, AND SHOOK HIS PEANUT, AND DIDN'T WASH HIS HANDS!!”
*Disclaimer - don't feel too sorry for the guy.... karma - it's a beautiful thing.
