One day, I WILL look like Goldilocks...

I've hired,
and eventually fired,
Jesse and Calder as my life coaches.

Calder was too hard.
-wrestling me down to take food out of my mouth
-showing me pictures of my former self

Jesse was too soft.
-"do you feel like running today, Mom?"
-"Hey mom, do you want just a little ice cream?"

But I think I've finally found one that's just right

Although it's been over a month,

and I'm seeing next to no results;
at least he's consistent.