There aren't many things cuter
than a five year old ready to save the world,
one stray dog at a time,
in his morning pull-up.
Hurry, hurry, hurry before he gets away!
Ready, Aim...
Darn it! Re-cock
Ready, Aim... FIRE
Rest assured, I'm already well aware the package says not for children under 10,
that he has a chocolate stained mouth before 7a.m.,
and that he apparently slept in his Sunday clothes.
Call child services if you must -
it's probably time somebody reported that Easter Bunny.
