Our 'new cat' suddenly needed some eye meds.
Bert texted to tell me where they were, and the new cat's name.
The text said, "It's at _______, and will be listed under Fluffy."
I have a new cat, ....named Fluffy?
Fluffy?!
Is that really the best Bert could do?
Do you know how stupid I felt walking in and saying-
"I'm here to pick up a prescription - for my cat."
"What's his name?"
"Ellsworth"
"No. The cat. What's his name?"
"................fluffy............"
And then when the bill came to NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS?!
Well, all I can say is, little Fluffy needs put down.
JUST JOKING CAT AND HUSBAND LOVERS OF AMERICA!
Bert didn't find it amusing either.
But I don't really plan on putting
